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Susan Mansfield
Trevor Meier
Maryanne Watts
Stephanie Eraser
Mandeep Uppal
K Grant
Janice Love
and Derek Church

Eight different pieces of mail for eight different people.
Holy crap, change your address with Canada Post people!

She wants me

"Lori: I wanna fuck you like an animal!! I wanna feel you from the inside!"

13 Days!

Until I *officially* own my car!! October 5th is when the last payment will come out of my bank account. I never EVER thought this day would come.... well I knew it would come but I wished it would come sooner. Oh well - You live and you learn <3

Just to Clear Things Up

I haven't blogged in a while but I am not mad at, nor do I hate anyone. (Well none of you suckas that blog here anyways) LOL

Some Engrish For You!

I <3 engrish.com!

It's the good adviiiice that you just can't take!

and who would've thought, it figures

Steve vs Closet

Friendships

Ok, so I Know that you guys don't like me, that part is evident and that's fine i can deal with that. Although i do wish that you guys would have told me sooner because i counted you all among my friends, i am sorry if i am wrong but i also thought that the times that we hung out that we all had fun... i guess i was wrong. But anyways this posting is not for me, its for Russ. Just because i am hated and unwanted in your group of friends please do not cut Russ out.. That would make me feel really bad that i broke up a lifetime of friendships, I know u more than likely don't care how i feel but he loves hanging out with you guys, almost every fun memory he has is with you guys and i dont want him to loose that.. Please dont take it out on him because you hate me...

the house!

you know, we should totally break in the assbeard/deb/lolo/whatshisname place with some sort of, i don't know, house warming. also i want to see your damn place (even if you have to hike me up 20 million stairs mwahaha). not sure when, maybe sometime in the next few weekends. thoughts? comments? "mike you suck"?

ps: isn't it cool how i'm inviting people to your place FOR YOU? :)

When I was young...

...I used to write stories that contained "sarcasm, violence and absurdities"













...according to the schooly shrink anyway.

Steve Irwin

Crikey. There is a stingray, they are some of the most....

I'm dead. I didn't even get a chance to wrestle it. Crikey.

Wanna Chat?

I was reading some blog stuff from a year ago and I got to remember a lot of my old internet dating crap. It’s kind of weird ‘cause nick just mentioned how he didn’t know anything about it. I guess other then Kari I didn’t talk about it at all. There was a 6 month period where almost everyday I was talking to someone, normally for a few hours. I started to relies you could get to know people a lot better than I thought you could from just MSN and phone. It was very much like a job. I had times I knew I should be online or calling and I moved everything else to fit that. After a wail I started to have things very planed out. Some times I wanted to talk to new people so I would send out kind of odd messages to people that caught my eye. I wanted to only talk to people that would get me and if they can’t take a joke they are not worth my time. I had about a 33% reply rate. Most of the time I had people messaging me first. (lori’s thing helped)

At first I was very “I only want to talk to one girl at a time” it is a lot easier not having to remember every thing you said and to whom. After some time I found that too slow and it got to where one night I was on the phone with Lori and talking to 4 women at once online. (so draining) I also had a habit of saying the women’s name over and over before I called to make sure I didn’t fuck it up. I had a few women “disappear” on me and I did the same to a few. Some I just had nothing in common. Some I could tell liked me but I wasn’t interested. One I wanted but she didn’t.

It was soon after I was talking to the 4 women online and planning to meet one of them after a bunch of over an hour phone calls, that I got a message from Shal. Before I even read it my reaction was. I have too many people I’m talking to right now, forget adding more. I read it and decided to give her my MSN info anyway. I’m doing my thing and planning to meet the other girl (I can’t even remember her name now) I’m thinking Shal will pop up on my MSN. Nothing, and then I get an Email about how my Yahoo email address didn’t work in Yahoo Chat. I’m thinking WTF it’s an MSN account. She’s very out going and fun in her Email and we’re emailing back and forth till I notice she has inadvertently given more then enough info for me to find her. I want to see if she’ll freak when I make a dark joke. I make a joke about me tracking her down and I tell her step by step how I could find her. I hear back nothing for days. I think she’s freaked out and gone. I keep talking to the other girl and then I get an email from Shal saying lets talk on the phone. I say we should but don’t call right away ‘cause I was talking to other girl on the phone for most of that night. Shal leaves this funny awkward message on my parent’s phone. I’m rolling my eyes about what she must think. I call back and we talk for 3 and half hours and totally hit it off. We met the next day and have seen each other everyday since. I never meet the other woman and she thought I was lying when I told her why. I make a joke here and there about. I can’t eat at that place ‘cause a girl that’s maybe mad is making the food or I’ll never get a job here knowing full well they don’t give a shit. I only talk to one of the women online anymore. She’s a cool friend