Paris Hilton is out of jail!

And who the fuck cares!!!



ohh... wait... a LOT of people do. Hmmm... Well, they suck. I was reading a "news" article on yahoo's OMG gossip page (what? I get bored at work!) and at the bottom they have a comments section. I love comments sections. You really get a good insight into the kind of people out there. I'll tell you... these people are retards! They can barely spell, their grammar is what you'd expect a monkey to use, and they probably smell bad too. It's amusing to see these people clearly getting upset (excessive use of capitals) over the release of a hot sexy bitch like Paris.

On another note, I can't get the clip of George Takei saying "Hot, wet bitches??" from the Daily Show out of my head. Samantha Bee, I love you!