Public Transit sucks monkey testicles

Holy poop, people are idiots. Since school started last week, there are more people on the bus and skytrain. So, yesterday, I'm on the bus headed home from the skytrain. Lots of riff-raff take this bus route. Well, one guy who just happens to be a big fat lazy son-of-a-bitch decides the park his wide load right up at the front of the bus, between the two wheel wells. So, of course this means he's blocking the entrance to the bus. Now, it's ok if the bus was so full that that's the only place he could stand... but the bus wasn't full when he got on at all. So all the people who got on after him had to squeeze by. By fat I don't mean he was slightly chubby, and it definitely isn't a case of genetics. This guy was FAT... and it looked like he didn't bathe often, or do laundry. He even ripped open a bag of Lay's on the busride. PUT 'EM DOWN, PORKY!!! When I got off the bus, I had to make a decision as to which way to go... front or rear. I chose the front since I was standing near the front. I had to squeeze past this idiot AND another woman, neither of whom tried very hard to make any room. Why don't people realize they can get off the bus for a second to let someone off, and then hop back on? IDIOTS!!!

Then, this morning, I get on the skytrain and it's packed as usual. One stop down the line a guy gets out of his seat and leaves the train. I then take the seat he vacated. Well, it wasn't all that comfortable, because this fucking dick next to me has decided that one seat just doesn't give him enough room to lounge around comfortably, so he's got his legs spread open like a Saigon whore. Not only that, but he's actually pushing on my legs with his knees, as if to say "Fuck you, I ain't making room." Seriously, people are such morons when they take public transit. It's not designed to be comfortable, but you could make it alot more comfortable for people if you'd just be a little considerate of other people's space. Which reminds me of yet another brainiac this morning who decided that sitting on the train with crossed legs would be a great idea. I get on the train, I didn't really see this guy's leg, but he had his legs crossed and one was sticking way the hell out in the aisle. So, I trip over it. I look back and the guy didn't even look up or think to himself "hmm, I should uncross my legs, because this train is getting full"

FUCKING ASSHOLES!!!!