Chicks With Class Tasting Their Ass

Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Jesus Is Love, Evangelist Is Death?

Pat Robertson, Americas most powerful and Bush friendly evangelon, has publicly stated on his overwatched television show that America should assinate Hugo Chavez president of Venezuela. And id like to quote "We don't need another $200bn war to get rid of one, you know, strong-arm dictator. It's a whole lot easier to have some of the covert operatives do the job and then get it over with." and he goes on "We have the ability to take him out, and I think the time has come that we exercise that ability." Now you gotta be one grade a whack job to try to peer pressure the president into offing someone. His rational is even better, he beleives that the highly Catholic Venesuela is "the launching pad for communist infiltration and Muslim extremism". Oh you whacky christians, leve international politics for people whore are qualified, and keep fighting that feminism, because "It encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians."

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

As the the American edition of the Bible saith: Love thy neighbour; unless he's different from you; then kill him.

11:04 PM, August 23, 2005

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As the the American edition of the Bible saith: Love thy neighbour; unless he's different from you; then kill him.

11:04 PM, August 23, 2005

 
Blogger Bee said...

It's like those Chinese protesters on Granville street trying to get the government to make China change how they treat people. Try as you might, it won't happen.

8:53 PM, August 24, 2005

 
Blogger petunia said...

I think it was a stupid thing to say but come on, we've sat around our kitchen tables saying those things - it's just not something you should not say on national television. I bet you that the US (even though they say that is "not within the law") could take a lot of these "bad guys" out easily.

9:27 AM, August 25, 2005

 
Blogger Assbeard said...

the problem is he said it on national television, which almost guarantees that it won't happen. Bush was probably sitting there thinking "Dammit, he just ruined our plans!"

10:16 AM, August 25, 2005

 
Blogger TastyCorn said...

You can't just off some leader 'cause you don't like them or else every leader would get killed by some other. China could take out bush anytime they want. People forget it works both ways.

10:24 AM, August 25, 2005

 
Blogger Assbeard said...

... and there's a problem with that?

11:12 AM, August 25, 2005

 

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