Brain Candy

So I'm watching TV last night and of course, nothing's on. There was one thing on actually: Kids in the Hall's Brain Candy. I love that movie. Saw it in theatres back in the day. Anyway, it's on TV so you can expect some parts to be censored. They censored the usual: Fuck, shit, even bitch. They also censored God. I hate that they censor the word God, but whatever. Here's the stupid part: They did not censor the following scene between a foreign cabbie and a couple

Cabbie: The drug. it's made from monkey cum. They keep these monkeys locked in a room all day, you know, and then they make them jack off and then they boil it or something and that's what the drug is made of.

Guy in back seat:They make them jack off?

Cabbie:Oh yeah. They show them this animal pornography. Kinky stuff like two dogs making love to a cat or a bat and a pig, you know.

Now, it's a great scene. Again, awesome movie. But how can you censor bitch and God but not censor anything in that scene? Fucking americans.