America Too Good to Respect Treaties They Spearhead
The NAFTA governing body recently ruled that America is wrong for tarrifing raw good coming in from Canada. Not only did they rule that America should lift all tarrifs, but pay Canada reparations as well, for said tarrifs and illeagal border closures on goods. So what is America'a answer? Fuck Canada. They have decided to ignore the ruling and continue the status quo. Remember Americans, if the price of a two by four is too much. You only have yourselves to blame for voting in Evil for a second term.
posted by Russ-kun at 6:12 PM
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Many Canadians are surprised to learn that we are in fact androids created in the image of The Great Nay-bor to the south, but with enhanced niceness circuits to ensure that we remain inoffensive, and thus a useful source of softwood lumber and cheap hydro. The Great Nay-bor is only getting a little troubled lately on discovering that our personality chip was the built by the same contractor resonsible for that dramatic fireworks display which lit up the American sky - aka the last but one space shuttle. First, we wouldn’t to to war with them in Iraq. Now we’re really getting pissed, and we won’t stop smoking dope. As everyone knows, there’s nothing so terrible as a nice android gone bad.
9:55 PM, August 11, 2005
Well, we all didn't vote for him. Just Jesusland.
7:16 AM, August 12, 2005
Well, ya... Americans are above the law. If it doesn't suit them, they ignore it. Better not push them on it either, or they'll claim you have weapons of mass destruction and invade. Remember... Canada has oil. So we'd better be careful.
8:38 AM, August 12, 2005
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