New jacket for nothing

This is some little snippets from hours and hours of msn

Tue Jun 14 17:13:56 2005
Me: guess who got a wink on lemontonic
Lolo: I want the details on the wink when u get back MR!
Lolo: even if u have to call my ass..lol
Me: guess who got more then one wink :-)
Me: bad lolo. lemontonic is $19.99 / month if i want to talk to anyone
Me: i had better get some head for that kind of cash :-P
Lolo: LOL!
Me: what am i to do now?
Lolo: pay it
Lolo: lol
Lolo: people winked at u?
Me: 2
Lolo: awesome
Lolo: are they pretty
Me: one
Lolo: can I see?
Me: hmmm you are going to get me in trouble but ok
Lolo: hahaha
Lolo: awesome
-I send her Kari’s profile.
Lolo: cute

Sat Jun 18 13:25:53 2005
Me: hi
Kari: hi there
Me: we meet at last
Kari: lol ya
-We chat a few times

Mon Jun 27 14:21:22 2005
Me: hi
Kari: hey there
Me: haven't seen you on for some time
Kari: i know i am sorry i have been super busy lately
Kari: and i am only on for a few minutes right now before i have to go get my daughter (she’s six)

Me: i'll be back on in about an hour
Kari: ok me too
Kari: ciao baby!! smooch
Me: (k)

Mon Jun 27 15:32:59 2005
Kari: i am sitting here recovering from last night with more drinks lol
Kari: that is what i am doing

-talking about my job
Me: what's yours a 9-5? well must be before 5 'cause you are at home
Kari: i am actually on medical leave right now
Me: ohh
Kari: ya
Me: can i ask or shall we move on?
Kari: you wanna know
Me: ya if you don't mind
Me: i don't want to force you
-long pause
Kari: the doctors found two tumors in my head
Me: hmmm
Kari: ya
Me: don't really know how to answer that
Kari: i am not expecting anything...but you are the one who wanted to know lol
Me: but i will say this i'm not going to run and not talk to you anymore
Kari: ok cool
Kari: that is enough to say
Kari: thanks hon!!

Wed Jun 29 19:32:06 2005
Me: i was thinking i could drop by after if you were not doing anything.
Kari: oh ok
Kari: ummm
Kari: sure
Kari: you just let me know what time
Me: what works best?
Kari: anytime i think
Me: cool
Kari: i am sure we are free all day

Kari: i just remembered i might be busy lol
Kari: let me make a call
Me: lol
Kari: sorry
Kari: i wanna meet you so i gotta find out
Me: it's not the end of the world if it's not friday
Kari: you are great hon
Kari: thanks
Me: :-)
Me: well i should run. have a good night.
Kari: ok you too hon
Kari: i am getting in the bath
Kari: i am so sore
Kari: drugged now too lol
Me: cool
Me: nite :-)
Kari: ciao baby!! smooch
Me: (k)

Sat Jul 02 12:18:16 2005
Me: hi :-)
Kari: hiya hon how was your night
Me: good, i hung out with some friends and lolo dyed my hair super black. how was yours?
Kari: she dyed you hair again lol...too cool...i did fuck all

Kari: i want a free dye job too
Kari: i want some streaks though
Kari: blonde and red
Me: i'll have to get lolo to do it for you
Kari: that would be nice lol
Me: lolo chop chop
Kari: is she any good??
Kari: lol
Me: ya she did a great job on (r.j’s) streaks

Sun Jul 03 13:26:27 2005
-She sends me lots of sexy pics
Me: we should meet up one of these days. sounds bad me asking right after the pics and all.
Kari: lol
Kari: you said it last week to so you are ok
Me: true
Me: when would be best for you?
Kari: not sure

Sun Jul 03 22:55:33 2005
Kari: hi brb just on the phone
Me: k :-)
-About 20 minutes
Me: nite
Kari: ok sorry
Me: it's cool
Kari: i am just talkin to my mom
Kari: tomorrow is a big day
Kari: i am just a little worried
Kari: drinking my sorrows away sort of lol
Me: hmm
Kari: drunk and worried i guess
Kari: lonely
Kari: scared
Kari: i dunno
Kari: anyways i am not going to trouble you with my crap
Kari: i will let you go to sleep
Me: don't worry about it
Kari: ok
Me: if you want to talk go nuts
Kari: i am just worried is all...that there is going to be something that cannot be fixed
Me: ya it's freaky
Kari: ya
Me: i'm a big help
Kari: i have faith
Kari: i am still worried though
Kari: the surgeon was not worried at all last time but that is not too much help lol
Kari: i dunno
Kari: ok you go to sleep and i will talk to you later
Kari: sweet dream
Kari: ciao baby!! smooch
Me: you sure?
Kari: ya i am cool
Me: well i hope everything goes well
Kari: thanks that is all i needed to hear hon!!
Kari: i will let you know how it went tomorrow ok
Me: :-)
Kari: go to bed hon lol
Me: ok ok night
Kari: smooch
Me: (k)

Mon Jul 04 13:21:05 2005
Me: hi, how are you this fine afternoon?
Kari: damn good
Kari: you?
Me: great
Me: everything went well?
Kari: absolutely
Me: fuck that's great
Kari: first they thought there were two..then they thought there was one...now there is none!!
Kari: yay!!
Me: omg
Kari: so happy!!
Me: yaaa
Me: i'm speachless. this is great news
Kari: me too

Wed Jul 06 12:45:56 2005
Me: any thoughts about when we would meet up for coffiee or something?
Kari: um not this week cause honestly my face is the shits right now lol but maybe this weekend if all goes well?
Me: ok cool
Me: too bad 'cause my face is doing very good right now lol
Kari: lol
Kari: must be nice
Kari: i hate hormones!!!!!
Kari: that brain doctor is sending me to a hormone specialist for my face
Kari: some times it gets really bad and i won't leave the house
Me: i just don't worry about it. i can't stay hidden
Kari: lol
Me: :-)
Me: lolo wants to have a 3 way chat. you want to chat with her?
Kari: sure
Kari: lol

Kari: i am talking to lolo right now
Kari: getting the goods lol
Kari: kidding
Kari: hahahaha
Me: cool
Me: fine with me
Kari: scared you though didn't i
Kari: hahaha
Me: hmm maybe a little
Kari: lol

Sun Jul 10 17:24:34 2005
Me: maybe next time you can come with. (to lolo and S’s)
Kari: ok
Me: we should totally meet up for coffee or lunch
Kari: we should ya
Me: any idea when you will be free?
Kari: sometime this week i am sure
Me: cool

Sun Jul 10 18:44:55 2005
Lolo: omg (I just knew it was about Kari)

Mon Jul 11 12:36:52 2005
Kari: so me and (her daughter) are just going to sit around and watch some tv today cause it is our lazy day lol
Me:. sounds fun
Kari: it hope it is lol
Kari: cause it is all we are doing lol
Me: what do you girls watch dr. phil?
Me: very age appropriate
Kari: lol
Kari: i love dr.phil but i only watch him when she is playing outside lol
Kari: Lolo kicks ass buddy
Kari: she is awesome i love her
Me: she's great
Kari: yup
Me: i had a feeling you guys would totally hit it off
Kari: for sure...(S.) even thinks that we are going to make really good friends too...just from the way i talk lol
Kari: he is always saying...lolo would have said that hahaha
Me: haha
Me: lol
Kari: she helped me out with a really big bad problem yesterday and i am so thankful that she was there to talk to
Me: that's great she was able to help
Kari: i agree

-Now I’m like uhh what the hell did they talk about?

Mon Jul 11 15:25:30 2005
Lolo: are u still interested in meeting her etc?
Me: ya why?
Lolo: ummmmmmmmmmm
Lolo: NO
Me: give me a call

-What does she tell me? Well that Kari is freaking out ‘cause she maybe pregnant. She has slept with at least 5 guys and maybe more she can’t remember in the last 3 weeks. She didn’t use condoms with all ‘cause they were cute and she thinks they should all get tested for Aids. Lolo keeps going on like this.
-(My thoughts) Turns out she’s not pregnant and doesn’t have Aids. Good. She’s banging guys wail we have been talking. We’re not dating so, whatever. The number of guys is off putting. The fact that she is not sure how many is nasty. Her no using condoms for such dumb reason is wrong on so many levels. Maybe it was all part of an I may die so I should go out with a bang thing. But who cares… Lolo can comment more if she likes.

-Ya I’ll pass on this girl after all she did grow up in Whalley. What a waist of time and effort.

Mon Jul 11 20:15:30 2005
Me: how do i repay you for saving me from a nasty STD?
Lolo: I would never let u go down like that.. u'z my boyyyyy
Me: we'll call it even for the britta
Lolo: hahaha deal