Chicks With Class Tasting Their Ass

Wednesday, February 02, 2005

Dubya Round Two

For fucks sake marrige is not an institution. Letting the fucking gays make whoopie while wearing a wedding ring, isnt going to fucking tear apart households. Letting the dykes bicker about who is the husband isnt going to warp anyones kids. Unless god is going to burn you to a crisp for all those homosexuals running aroung putting all those queer thought in your head, letting people marry whoever they want wont hurt anyone. And remember human lives are never ever for sale. But they can be traded for oil. America will never force its democracy on a country again, and we are working towards a democratic Palestine. And this i couldnt make up myself, it could only be spouted by your comander in chimp. "We want Seria to close the door on terrorism, and open the door of freedom". However he couldnt dare talk about the middle east without issuing another thinly veiled threat. "To the people of Iran if you want to rise up in freedom america will be there". Just think if youve lost youre job because of the recession caused by this monster there will always be an opening in the military for you. Because when you roll into a country and start bombing everything everyone who rises up against you, the people who rise up arent fighting you for killing their family, but because you are bringing freedom with you. Fetuses rejoice the world is now under the thumb of the bush administration for another four years. Congradulations non voters, becuase youre too cool to vote all your college buddies are being shipped off to Nam '05.

2 Comments:

Blogger todd said...

it is funny, you say "fuck" repeatedly in your post, but you say "make whoopie" when actually referring to "fuck" lol thought i could laugh

7:05 PM, February 02, 2005

 
Blogger Assbeard said...

Hey! leave Russ alone, he's a certified college drop-out.

8:58 AM, February 03, 2005

 

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